Joke of the Day

randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭
Hey where do you take your Boat when it is sick?    To the Dock!  
Boat Name : Knot My Prolem

2003 - 270
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Cape Coral, FLPosts: 5,218Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Done that.  Lol
  • raybo3raybo3 Revere MAPosts: 3,300Moderator mod
    Oh God that's a Handy joke.......lol
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org
  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited February 2016
    That's good, for a minute there I thought the frog was headed for the BBQ! 
  • randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭
    I figured :) handy has a since of humer
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  • Handymans342Handymans342 Cape Coral, FLPosts: 5,218Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have a way better frog joke but I cant say it on here
  • randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭
    Q: If you have two people in a boat slapping at each other with oars, what is it called?

    A: Rowed Rage
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  • luckydogluckydog Ruskin, Fl.Posts: 316Member ✭✭✭

    I’m Sorry Canada


  • randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭
    at least they put cone's out there before take off., How many aircraft cariers does canada have like this?
    The guy in the first pic looks like he has on an orange life vest. 
    Boat Name : Knot My Prolem

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  • luckydogluckydog Ruskin, Fl.Posts: 316Member ✭✭✭

    I think his waxing the boat LOL

  • frenchshipfrenchship Québec ,CanadaPosts: 1,072Member ✭✭✭
    What about that bow thruster 
  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭

    @frenchship, if that guys was French would those be frog's legs. (meant respectfully, in fun!)

  • Handymans342Handymans342 Cape Coral, FLPosts: 5,218Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    LOL
  • frenchshipfrenchship Québec ,CanadaPosts: 1,072Member ✭✭✭
    Good one MT
  • randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭
    What did Captain Hook die of ?
    Jock itch !
    Boat Name : Knot My Prolem

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  • aero3113aero3113 Long Island, NYPosts: 1,377Member ✭✭✭✭

    What's a pirates favorite letter?? Most people will say "RRRRR" but it's really the C!

    P.S.
    When you tell the joke you have to say it in your best pirate voice,LoL!
  • aero3113aero3113 Long Island, NYPosts: 1,377Member ✭✭✭✭
    You ever smell moth balls?? If someone says yes then you ask them how they got its legs apart!
  • aero3113aero3113 Long Island, NYPosts: 1,377Member ✭✭✭✭
    Do you have holes in your underwear?? Most people will say no! Then you ask them how do you get your legs through!
  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    Geez Aero, you need to be on late night! :-) 
  • randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭

    Is this someone we know? looks like a Rinker
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  • luckydogluckydog Ruskin, Fl.Posts: 316Member ✭✭✭

    LOL the extremes some people will go not pay a marina looks like a good spot with a view

  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    .....at least he used his mooring lines, wouldn't want it to get loose and float away! LOL
  • Glassguy54Glassguy54 Posts: 359Member ✭✭✭
    On the open sea the lookout yells down from the crows nest, "Enemy ship on the horizon" The captain says to the first mate, "Quick, run down to me cabin and fetch me red shirt so that if I am wounded in battle, the men won't see that I am bleeding and will continue the fight." Just then the lookout yells, "Ten enemy ships on the horizon." The captain says, "Best fetch me brown pantaloons too!"
  • raybo3raybo3 Revere MAPosts: 3,300Moderator mod
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org
  • Handymans342Handymans342 Cape Coral, FLPosts: 5,218Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    You must want to be womanless Ray LOL
  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Admiral came into the den to see what I was watching, I said just another gel coat blister repair video. She asked if I hadn't seen enough of those already? WHEW - close one!!!!!!!!!
  • raybo3raybo3 Revere MAPosts: 3,300Moderator mod
    I love to live on the edge......................lol
    2002 342 Fiesta Vee PC Point Of Pines YC Revere MA. popyc.org
  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    THAT, I can believe! :-)
  • randy56randy56 Newburgh INPosts: 1,679Member ✭✭✭✭
    this guy left his hat on the dock?

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  • Michael TMichael T Posts: 5,923Member ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wish we could see the next frame. This couldn't have ended well LOL
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